Bad Posture

For Anne to use at work, courtesy of an aunt:

Subject: foot rest

I sent it this morning.

Highest of compliments

My uncle asked us what brand of piano we have, and my dad wrote:

Subject: Re: what is the model of your piano

Hi,

Yamaha U1E 48.... shiny should be a good one. It sounds very sweet. Alan uses to play a song like water flowing and it sounds great when I was half sleep.

MIA

In response to our group family picture during our camping trip, my uncle replied:

Subject: Re: Camping Pictures

Nice pictures, but the big group sunset picture was taking without me and [aunt] because she was sitting in the toilet bombing Pearl Harbor. It's all because of spicy chicken on top of watermelon desert.

Home From College

After I graduated and moved home from college for the summer, I put my bed in the garage for a couple days because I didn't want to pay for storage, especially if I was gonna move out in a couple of months:

Subject: Happy Bike to workday

Anne,
I did a bike to work day with LTR abd bus. I really enjoy the weather and the bike very much. -DAD
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DAD! that bike has a flat tire. make sure you pump with air or else
the tire will be screwed up. Mom guessed you would use the bike. GOOD
from now on use the bike to get to work.
-Anne
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Good job and good exercise
Are you going to ride the bike from next tuesday on or buy a car this weekend?
-Anne

PS. are you going to drop [brother] off everymorning on your bike too?
________

Anne,
Try do manage your stuffs one by one in order. I'm worry your manage ability. Did you see Garage is for car not bed? Couple of days hanging is OK. But try do make things in order, That's the ability and is very important to you. Remember it.

Before I ride the bike, I check and pump the air completely.
I'll do bike to work if I've to do. Don't worry.
Don't Liston to MOM crazy ideals -- one after one, She is a trouble maker. Follow her good things but don't learn bad things.

-DAD

Dad's Randomness....

Subject: Where is your old bike?

AP Photo: A Google workers rides her company bike in front of Google headquarters in Mountain View, Calif., Wednesday, May 7, 2008.



Anne,

Where is your old bike?

Does it look familiar?

-DAD

Weekend Plans

One of my uncles suggested for all of us to go watch Batman this Saturday, then go swimming at my pool.

Another uncle soon replies:

Subject: This Saturday...

Good idea, see Batman and then be a badman in swimming pool.